one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

Some birds are not meant to be caged.

 Damian Wayne
Don’t patronize me or I’ll break your face.  

is fergie still alive and if so is she doing well

Can I borrow your imagination?


“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

The One with All the Pizzas.

"She’s the urban, hard-edged cynic to Clark’s idealistic, empathic heartland guy. The two of them are a study in contrasts — he’s all heart, masking a keen brain, she’s all brain, masking a warm heart — so they strike sparks and they compete and the challenge one another and they both get to show off their strengths."
Kurt Busiek


[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]