its not that hard to get a job
— an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)
9:53 AM with 118,967 notes
August 02

I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I’ve walked into universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a madman. I’ve watched universes freeze and creations burn. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. I’ve lost things you’ll never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken.

9:52 AM with 1,396 notes
August 02
tagged: doctor who  

So here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac. But we’re not going to stand by as evil wipes out the galaxy. I guess we’re stuck together, partners.

9:47 AM with 4,559 notes
August 02
tagged: guardians of the galaxy   marvel  

I have a sister who I’ve barely spoken to since we like shared a womb.

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August 02
tagged: friends   phoebe buffay   ursula buffay   amazing  

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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August 02
tagged: text post  

There’s no amount of blood that can change that.

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August 02
tagged: batfamily   dick grayson   jason todd   tim drake   damian wayne   dc   comics  

I never could have done this without you.

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August 01
tagged: castle   castle x beckett  
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August 01
tagged: batfamily   dc   comics  

agentturner:

batbae, superbae, and wonder bae. The bae trinity

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August 01
tagged: dc trinity   yes  
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August 01
tagged: friends   friendsedit   f.r.i.e.n.d.s   phoebe buffay   monica geller   my gifs  

Dianna Agron for Sam Smith’s I’m Not The Only music video

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August 01
tagged: dianna agron   baby girl  
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August 01
tagged: friends   chandler bing   phoebe buffay  
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